ryan manning v glen binger
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what is your ethnicity?
I am caucasian.
what do you aspire to?
I want to be happy with life when I die.
what is your ultimate fantasy?
Swimming in a pool filled with hundred dollar bills and lots of naked girls everywhere, all of which wanted to have intercourse with me.
under what circumstances would you tell a lie?
In order to not hurt someone's feelings. Either that or if it would make me seem extremely cool.
what qualities attract you to someone?
Eyes, smile, personality as well as physical attractiveness.
when you were growing up what did you want to be?
I was never really sure. I just wanted to be good at it, whatever it was. Probably a professional athlete.
what is your political affiliation?
They say what they have to in order to get elected.
has anyone ever said something about you to you that shocked you?
Maybe, I can't remember. I guess when really pretty girls compliment me on something it shocks me. I don't know why... maybe because I have low self-esteem.
do you like talking on the phone?
Yes, if it's with a pretty girl.
did either of your parents ever talk to you about sex when you were growing up?
Yes. The best thing I remember when asked about this is how they always told me to 'wear a raincoat.'
what do you think happens to us after we die?
Instead of floating on a giant rock through space being alive, we are floating on a giant rock through space, dead, buried a few feet below it's surface.
do you like where you live?
Absolutely.
what sort of things would cause you to lose your temper?
Not really too sure. I mean I don't really lost my temper often so not a lot of things I guess. Of course, it depends on the situation. Last Saturday at a party some douche-bag Guido grabbed my girlfriend by the throat and arm and I lost it. For the first time in my life I literally blacked out with anger. I don't normally try to fight guys who are a foot taller than me and who I know could kick my ass, but it was a completely different story. Let's just say it took five guys to pull me away from him.
if you could be anywhere in the world doing anything you wanted right now, where would you be and what would you be doing?
if you were to choose between the power of invisibility and the power of flight, which would you choose and why?
what do you want your last meal to be?
if you could be anywhere in the world doing anything you wanted right now, where would you be and what would you be doing?
That is a tough question. I'd probably at the beach with a really pretty girl. And we would be swimming because it would be summer.
if you were to choose between the power of invisibility and the power of flight, which would you choose and why?
Flight, by far. If a ninja can become invisible without any special powers, then why can't I? Also, by flying I would save a TON of money on gas and other automobile-related things.
what do you want your last meal to be?
Something Italian that my mom made. She's a good cook.
you have three wishes. what are they?
you have three wishes. what are they?
1. To be rich and famous and happy with my life. 2. To meet Natalie Portman AND Megan Fox in the same day and somehow convince them to have sex with me (either together or separately on multiple occasions) 3. To have the ability to time-travel whenever I please. Because I strongly believe I was born in the wrong time period.
how do you feel about this interview?
I liked it because it made me feel like someone actually cared what I thought about stuff. Also, ryan manning is an internet superhero so having him ask me questions is like being famous... almost.
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