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how are you?

Really goddamn tired.


who are you?

Maurice.


do you floss?

No. I hate it. I use mouthwash.


what's so funny?

Umm...Old people?


what do you aspire to?

Write. Be happy. Maybe live somewhere cool.


how often do you wash your hair?

I wash it once every two or three days.


why did the hamster cross the road?

Probably for yogurt drops.


what is the most you can do?

Be good to other people.


what happens in a meadow at dusk?

Everything


what are you listening to?

My roommate plan out her senior year of college.


how am i not myself?

how am i not myself?


are we fucked?

I hope not.


what are you wearing?

A plaid shirt and dark jeans and tennis shoes, also a beard.


what would jesus do?

Vote for McCain.


are sales rising?

I really don't think so. I buy a lot of books though.


am i living a lie?

Probably.

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